Channel 4 fans have all made the same complaint just minutes into the latest episode of Britain’s Most Expensive Houses.
The property show takes viewers behind the scenes of some of the most incredible houses on the market, as top estate agents try to find them high-end buyers.
Last night’s instalment, the second episode of the third series, focussed on Ormiston Castle in the Scottish village of Kirknewton, West Lothian.
The 19th-century estate – which boasts six bedrooms, 15 acres of land, a pub, tennis court, cinema room and equestrian centre – had just undergone an eye-watering £3.7million renovation.
But viewers were ultimately unimpressed by the property’s new ultra-modern look, taking to X to blast the historic building’s jarring makeover, the Express reports.
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Last night’s instalment, the second episode of the third series, focussed on Ormiston Castle (pictured) in the Scottish village of Kirknewton, West Lothian
The 19th-century estate (pictured) – which boasts six bedrooms, 15 acres of land, a pub, tennis court, cinema room and equestrian centre – had just undergone an eye-watering £3.7million renovation
But viewers were ultimately unimpressed by the property’s new ultra-modern look (pictured)
One said: ‘The interior of that Scottish castle is awful. Completely wrong for the style of house.’
Another agreed: ‘Complete disaster. Architecturally and financially.’
Owner Juliette Bentley bought the castle, built in 1851, for £1.65million, setting herself a budget of £350,000 to renovate it – though she ended up spending more than ten times this.
On the programme, Juliette, along with estate agent Mark Coulter, invited top property journalist Kirsty McLuckie to spend the night at the house and write about her experience – such was their confidence in the property.
But like sceptical Channel 4 viewers who blasted the property online, Kirsty was left dumbstruck by her stay there, calling Juliette’s overspend ‘eye-watering’.
Examples of her lavish spending included some Venetian Murano glᴀss chandeliers, costing a whopping £100,000 each.
Kirsty commented on the light fixtures: ‘It probably would look great in a H๏τel but not sure it looks great in a castle.’
The property also boasted a secret panic room, concealed behind what looks like a bookcase but is actually a heavy duty door.
Owner Juliette Bentley bought the castle, built in 1851, for £1.65million, setting herself a budget of £350,000 to renovate it – though she ended up spending more than ten times this
Viewers took to X to blast the historic building’s jarring makeover
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Behind it is a secret staircase, leading to another military-grade door – offering a kind of refuge if any trouble ever arises.
Estate agent Mark explained: ‘Behind you is an iPad and you’re completely secure. You can phone the police and control the whole house.’
These kinds of rooms are sometimes used by celebrities or those who require an extra layer of security.
But the high-end security feature failed to impress Kirsty: ‘I was slightly confused by the stairs and the sort of panic room.
‘It’s kind of panic stairs rather than a panic room.’
She added: ‘I think I prefer the idea of escaping from boring guests, rather than masked intruders!’
Owner Juliette has previously admitted to The Times she is ‘making no money out of it’: ‘But it’s mega inside.
‘It’s like a brand new house but with all original features and it operates really smart.
Examples of her lavish spending included some Venetian Murano glᴀss chandeliers, costing a whopping £100,000 each
Juliette has previously admitted she is ‘making no money out of it’
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‘My bills are actually less than my friend’s house down the road because we made it so energy efficient.’
And there were parts of the interior that did appeal to Kirsty, such as the ‘principal suite’, which spanned an entire wing of the house and included a marble bathroom, dressing room and private living room.
She was also impressed by the after-dinner entertainment space, which includes a bar and cinema room, dubbing it ‘bonkers’.
Ormiston Castle, just a half an hour drive from Edinburgh, is billed on its listing as offering buyers the chance to purchase their ‘very own Balmoral Castle’.
The property was previously listed in November 2023 and came on the market again in April 2025.
It comes after another popular property show also took us inside an impressive mansion – where the renovation work similarly did not go exactly to plan.
A couple who bought a Bulgarian mansion revealed on A New Life In The Sun: Where Are They Now they realised soon after they had made a huge mistake.
Ellie and Gary, from Nottingham, featured on a recent episode of the Channel 4 show that catches up with buyers who have previously appeared on A New Life In The Sun.
It comes after another popular property show also took us inside an impressive mansion – where the renovation work similarly did not go exactly to plan
A couple (pictured) who bought a Bulgarian mansion revealed on A New Life In The Sun: Where Are They Now they realised soon after they had made a huge mistake
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The pair had purchased a ten-bedroom home for £13,000 with the intention to run it as a bed and breakfast.
Though they quickly attracted bookings, Ellie and Gary were hit with problems relating to the plot of land next door they had bought for Linda, Ellie’s mother.
The couple wanted to build a prefab bungalow on the plot but had to work their way through lots of red tape before they could begin.
Ellie explained: ‘We started the mum’s house process a year ago in January. We got the wrong type of planning permission, which we didn’t know.’
‘Bulgaria has a lot of bureaucracy and everything has got to be stamped,’ Gary added.
Ellie explained: ‘First we had to get documents from the electric company saying they’ll supply electric, then we had to get another document saying they would do the work, and then another one when it’s signed off.’
Gary, frustrated, added: ‘Look at it! Everything gets stamped, signed, stamped. There must be 50 different things.’
But luckily, the flat pack nature of the property meant it could be constructed relatively quickly once the paperwork was sorted.
Soon, Linda was ready to move in, after a year of living with her daughter and son-in-law.
Britain’s Most Expensive Houses is available to stream on Channel 4.