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Chrissy Teigen fires back at haters after they all say the same thing about her face

Chrissy Teigen fires back at haters after they all say the same thing about her face

Chrissy Teigen fired back at online haters and longed for a time before the Internet when people criticized celebrities while pᴀssively reading print magazines.

‘Stop being miserable. Honestly, like, what happened to, like, just thinking things? Remember thinking things?’ the 39-year-old Cravings founder blasted in a three-part rant via Instastory on Saturday.

‘You’d go through a magazine, you’d be like, “Oh, that person looks like s***. Oooh, I would never have that haircut. Blegh, those teeth suck.” We all do it, but we used to do it to, like, magazines, and then we’d, like, spit it out and it would go into the universe and it would disappear.’

Chrissy continued: ‘Just do that. Like, what the f*** is wrong with you? Now, you take the time to type it out — like, somebody’s like, “I’m feeling really good about myself today.” And you’re like, ‘Guh, you shouldn’t feel good about yourself because you look like s*** and your backyard looks dumb!”‘

Teigen – who boasts 41.7M Instagram followers – spent the bulk of her bedside rant focusing on how trolls allegedly accuse her of using too much filler in her cheekbones and lips.

‘”Your cheeks look too filled. Why would she fill her cheeks like that? Why would she do her lips like that? Ugh, I would never. I would never. I would never, that’s so gross!”‘ the Self-Conscious podcaster quoted her haters.

Chrissy Teigen fired back at online haters and longed for a time before the Internet when people criticized celebrities while pᴀssively reading print magazines

Chrissy Teigen fired back at online haters and longed for a time before the Internet when people criticized celebrities while pᴀssively reading print magazines

‘Just say those things inside, in your head. Say them inside your big brain. Your big brain is so ready for all your thoughts, but you don’t let them keep anything in because you’re spewing them out. Keep those big, beautiful thoughts to yourself. Keep them inside.’

Chrissy continued: ‘I know it makes you feel better to think that you’re the only one with eyes, but, like, why would I fill my cheeks to the point where people talked about my cheeks? Like, I don’t ever want to be the example of anything.

‘Like, I want to float through the middle, you guys. If this is it? Like, I know! Why would I consciously choose to do that? Do you think that I’m just like, “Oooh, I’m bored. Can people talk about me in a terrible way?” Uh, yeah, okay.’

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Teigen later clarified that she had consumed a ‘sleep gummy’ and felt compelled to vent because ‘no matter what I post some dork has to talk about the wallpaper on my wall, my face, my kid’s shirt, the inorganic yogurt. But I love you even though you are a bit off.’

The reformed cyberbully must have forgotten the substantial backlash she suffered over vicious tweets she sent to Courtney Stodden, Lindsay Lohan, and Farrah Abraham way back in 2011-2013.

At the time, Chrissy’s Cravings cookwear was pulled from Macy’s, Target, and Bloomingdale’s; she stepped down as co-founder of the cleaning brand Safely; and dropped out of a narrating gig for Netflix’s Never Have I Ever.

‘I’m in the process of privately reaching out to the people I insulted,’ Teigen wrote on the platform Medium in 2021.

‘There is simply no excuse for my past horrible tweets. My targets didn’t deserve them. No one does. Many of them needed empathy, kindness, understanding and support, not my meanness masquerading as a kind of casual, edgy humor. I was a troll, full stop. And I am so sorry.’

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl insisted she’s ‘no longer the person who wrote those horrible things’ due to her numerous therapy sessions over the last decade.

The 39-year-old Cravings founder blasted in a three-part rant via Instastory on Saturday: 'Stop being miserable. Honestly, like, what happened to, like, just thinking things? Remember thinking things?'

The 39-year-old Cravings founder blasted in a three-part rant via Instastory on Saturday: ‘Stop being miserable. Honestly, like, what happened to, like, just thinking things? Remember thinking things?’

'You'd go through a magazine, you'd be like, 'We all do it, but we used to do it to, like, magazines, and then we'd, like, spit it out and it would go into the universe and it would disappear'

Chrissy continued: ‘You’d go through a magazine, you’d be like, “Oh, that person looks like s***. Oooh, I would never have that haircut. Blegh, those teeth suck.” We all do it, but we used to do it to, like, magazines, and then we’d, like, spit it out and it would go into the universe and it would disappear’

Teigen added: 'Just do that. Like, what the f*** is wrong with you? Now, you take the time to type it out — like, somebody's like,

Teigen added: ‘Just do that. Like, what the f*** is wrong with you? Now, you take the time to type it out — like, somebody’s like, “I’m feeling really good about myself today.” And you’re like, ‘Guh, you shouldn’t feel good about yourself because you look like s*** and your backyard looks dumb!”‘

The Self-Conscious podcaster spent the bulk of her bedside rant focusing on how trolls allegedly accuse her of using too much filler in her cheekbones and lips (pictured March 2) Chrissy Teigen pictured in 2010

2025 vs. 2010: The Self-Conscious podcaster spent the bulk of her bedside rant focusing on how trolls allegedly accuse her of using too much filler in her cheekbones and lips

Chrissy quoted her haters: '

Chrissy quoted her haters: ‘”Your cheeks look too filled. Why would she fill her cheeks like that? Why would she do her lips like that? Ugh, I would never. I would never. I would never, that’s so gross!”‘

Teigen said: 'I know it makes you feel better to think that you're the only one with eyes, but, like, why would I fill my cheeks to the point where people talked about my cheeks?' 'Like, I don't ever want to be the example of anything. Like, I want to float through the middle, you guys'

Teigen said: ‘I know it makes you feel better to think that you’re the only one with eyes, but, like, why would I fill my cheeks to the point where people talked about my cheeks? Like, I don’t ever want to be the example of anything. Like, I want to float through the middle, you guys’

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl later clarified that she had consumed a 'sleep gummy' and felt compelled to vent because 'no matter what I post some dork has to talk about the wallpaper on my wall, my face, my kid's shirt, the inorganic yogurt'

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl later clarified that she had consumed a ‘sleep gummy’ and felt compelled to vent because ‘no matter what I post some dork has to talk about the wallpaper on my wall, my face, my kid’s shirt, the inorganic yogurt’

Chrissy must have forgotten the substantial backlash she suffered over vicious tweets she sent to Courtney Stodden, Lindsay Lohan, and Farrah Abraham way back in 2011-2013

Chrissy must have forgotten the substantial backlash she suffered over vicious tweets she sent to Courtney Stodden, Lindsay Lohan, and Farrah Abraham way back in 2011-2013 

At the time, Teigen's Cravings cookwear was pulled from Macy's, Target, and Bloomingdale's; she stepped down as co-founder of the cleaning brand Safely; and dropped out of a narrating gig for Netflix's Never Have I Ever

At the time, Teigen’s Cravings cookwear was pulled from Macy’s, Target, and Bloomingdale’s; she stepped down as co-founder of the cleaning brand Safely; and dropped out of a narrating gig for Netflix’s Never Have I Ever 

The reformed cyberbully wrote an apology essay on the platform Medium in 2021: 'There is simply no excuse for my past horrible tweets. My targets didn’t deserve them. No one does'

The reformed cyberbully wrote an apology essay on the platform Medium in 2021: ‘There is simply no excuse for my past horrible tweets. My targets didn’t deserve them. No one does’

On April 14, Chrissy and her husband John Legend (R, pictured February 28) will celebrate the ninth birthday of their eldest of four children, daughter Luna Simone Stephens (2-L)

On April 14, Chrissy and her husband John Legend (R, pictured February 28) will celebrate the ninth birthday of their eldest of four children, daughter Luna Simone Stephens (2-L)

The 46-year-old EGOT champ currently coaches the 27th season of The Voice - airing Mondays on NBC - alongside Kelsea Ballerini, Michael Bublé, and Adam Levine

The 46-year-old EGOT champ currently coaches the 27th season of The Voice – airing Mondays on NBC – alongside Kelsea Ballerini, Michael Bublé, and Adam Levine

On April 14, Chrissy and her husband John Legend will celebrate the ninth birthday of their eldest child, daughter Luna Simone Stephens.

The married couple of 11 years – who enlist four nannies – are also proud parents of six-year-old son Miles, two-year-old daughter Esti, and 20-month-old son Wren.

Teigen and the 46-year-old EGOT champ aborted their son Jack at 20 weeks gestation in 2020 when their doctor informed them that she and the baby would not survive otherwise.

The half-Thai Utah native originally met John in 2006 while shooting his Stereo music video, and they promptly ‘closed the deal the first night.’

Chrissy also keeps busy as co-founder of the dog food company Kismet and founder of Cravings which has expanded from cookbooks into kitchen accessories, dishes, and robes.

Legend (born Stephens) currently coaches the 27th season of The Voice – airing Mondays on NBC – alongside Adam Levine, Michael Bublé, and Kelsea Ballerini.

The Ohio-born R&B belter is next scheduled to perform May 11 at the Saint Lucia Jazz & Arts Festival in Gros Islet of the Eastern Caribbean isle.

Last month, John teased an upcoming collaboration with Wang Leehom, and he’s also composing the music for an upcoming Broadway adaptation of Fannie Hurst’s 1933 novel Imitation of Life.

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